
Monday, December 03, 2007
Slightly nerdy

Thursday, November 29, 2007
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Cook, Furfari can measure depth of WVU-Pitt rivalry
But this is part of what I enjoy about rivalries. Check out the Backyard Blog, with entries from Pitt and WVU diehard fans. It's good clean ribbing, which can be lots of fun.
Angel from Montgomery by John Prine and Bonnie Raitt
This is probably the most beautiful song I've ever heard. I have fond memories of singing this with one of my best friends. And the montage is perfect...exactly what I pictured when I first heard this lovely song.
Monday, November 26, 2007
Bad Santa!!!
Sucks to be Santa sometimes.
Thursday, November 22, 2007
Eight Things Meme
- My house (my bedroom, to be precise) was hit by a tractor-trailer when I was five years old. Since then I've harbored an irrational fear of tractor-trailers.
- I'm thinking of growing my hair out for Locks of Love. But I'm afraid that they'll send it back because they can't do anything with it either!
- I took gymnastics lessons at the same place (and at the same time) that Mary Lou Retton did. She learned much better than I did.
- My eyes are terrible and have been all my life. My secret wish is to wake up in the morning and be able to see.
- Contrary to common belief, I was born in Richmond, Virginia.
- My family has lived on the same piece of land since the Revolutionary War.
- My first major purchase after I finally got out of grad school and got a real job was WVU season football tickets.
- Eight is my lucky number!
Banewood
Ms. Jamie
Kayak Dave
Anne Johnson
Elvis Drinkmo
Lulu Bunny
Just Judith
Yellowdog Granny
(links to follow after I cook Thanksgiving dinner)
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
RIP, Mr. Yup Yup
Here's a video of the Yup Yup man. It's a bit grainy, but I thought the clearer video was insulting, so you're going to have to suffer with graininess.
He was a fixture around Morgantown, a little odd to be sure, but never hurt a fly, and never drank alcohol, regardless of how many bars he frequented.
He never spoke to me, and I've heard rumors that he didn't speak to women. I can believe that. He was a gentle soul.
I remember when his landlord died in the early 90s, the concern was "what's going to happen to Mr. Yup Yup?" as we all knew that the landlord provided a place for him to stay and looked out for him. I never knew till today, but I continued to see him around town so I knew he was all right.
Dying Languages
Monday, November 19, 2007
So I guess I am on the level of undergrads

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Sunday, November 18, 2007
Pre-Thanksgiving Christmas Songs
Stop the Bells (to the tune of Silver Bells, as if you didn't know)
Stop the Bells
Stop the Bells
It's too damn early for Christmas songs
Ring a ling
Stop that thing
Christmas is two months away!
God Rest Ye Merry Customers (again, to the tune of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen)
God Rest Ye Merry Customers
Let nothing you dismay
Just put it on your credit card
You'll pay it off in May
And if your debts get too darn high
You can always get a loan
Oh put up your retirement and home,
Retirement and home
And forget about a cruise to Rome.
More to come as my creativity and annoyance level rises.
Thursday, November 15, 2007
How Privileged are You?
Father went to college (for a year)
Father finished college
Mother went to college (again, for a year)
Mother finished college
Have any relative who is an attorney, physician, or professor. (Dad's first cousin that I never really knew)
Were the same or higher class than your high school teachers
Had more than 50 books in your childhood home
Had more than 500 books in your childhood home
Were read children's books by a parent
Had lessons of any kind before you turned 18 (Guitar, believe it or not, briefly)
Had more than two kinds of lessons before you turned 18
The people in the media who dress and talk like me are portrayed positively
Had a credit card with your name on it before you turned 18
Your parents (or a trust) paid for the majority of your college costs*(All of undergrad, but after that I was on my own)
Your parents (or a trust) paid for all of your college costs*
Went to a private high school
Went to summer camp (Does 4-H Camp and Church Camp count?)
Had a private tutor before you turned 18
Family vacations involved staying at hotels
Your clothing was all bought new before you turned 18
Your parents bought you a car that was not a hand-me-down from them (Yeah, RIGHT!!!!)
There was original art in your house when you were a child
Had a phone in your room before you turned 18
You and your family lived in a single family house
Your parent(s) owned their own house or apartment before you left home
You had your own room as a child
Participated in an SAT/ACT prep course
Had your own TV in your room in High School
Owned a mutual fund or IRA in High School or College
Flew anywhere on a commercial airline before you turned 16 (once when I went to the West Coast to visit Dad's sisters)
Went on a cruise with your family
Went on more than one cruise with your family
Your parents took you to museums and art galleries as you grew up
You were unaware of how much heating bills were for your family
Tuesday, November 06, 2007
What have you done?
She was amazed. "How did you do that? We've all tried it, we even read the directions, and the directions said you couldn't do it!"
My reply: "I wasn't encumbered by the directions."
Which brings to mind the question: what impossible things have you done lately?
Thursday, November 01, 2007
Unravelled: The mystery of why strings tangle - tech - 30 September 2007 - New Scientist Tech
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
I knew it
I should have known. At least we're all having fun.
Essential Freedoms
- Time freedom
- Relationship Freedom
- Spiritual Freedom
- Physical Freedom
- Monetary Freedom
- Freedom to pursue our dreams.
Monday, October 29, 2007
Free Books Free Minds
I cant' wait to check it out! If anyone checks it out before I do, please let me know what you think.
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Banned Books
1. Scary Stories (Series) by Alvin Schwartz
2. Daddy’s Roommate by Michael Willhoite
3. I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings by Maya Angelou
4. The Chocolate War by Robert Cormier
5. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
6. Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck
7. Harry Potter (Series) by J.K. Rowling
8. Forever by Judy Blume
9. Bridge to Terabithia by Katherine Paterson
10. Alice (Series) by Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
11. Heather Has Two Mommies by Leslea Newman
12. My Brother Sam is Dead by James Lincoln Collier and Christopher Collier
13. The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
14. The Giver by Lois Lowry
15. It’s Perfectly Normal by Robie Harris
16. Goosebumps (Series) by R.L. Stine
17. A Day No Pigs Would Die by Robert Newton Peck
18. The Color Purple by Alice Walker
19. Sex by Madonna
20. Earth’s Children (Series) by Jean M. Auel
21. The Great Gilly Hopkins by Katherine Paterson
22. A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L’Engle
23. Go Ask Alice by Anonymous
24. Fallen Angels by Walter Dean Myers
25. In the Night Kitchen by Maurice Sendak
26. The Stupids (Series) by Harry Allard
27. The Witches by Roald Dahl
28. The New Joy of Gay Sex by Charles Silverstein
29. Anastasia Krupnik (Series) by Lois Lowry
30. The Goats by Brock Cole
31. Kaffir Boy by Mark Mathabane
32. Blubber by Judy Blume
33. Killing Mr. Griffin by Lois Duncan
34. Halloween ABC by Eve Merriam
35. We All Fall Down by Robert Cormier
36. Final Exit by Derek Humphry
37. The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood
38. Julie of the Wolves by Jean Craighead George
39. The Bluest Eye by Toni Morrison
40. What’s Happening to my Body? Book for Girls: A Growing-Up Guide for Parents & Daughters by Lynda Madaras
41. To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee
42. Beloved by Toni Morrison
43. The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton
44. The Pigman by Paul Zindel
45. Bumps in the Night by Harry Allard
46. Deenie by Judy Blume
47. Flowers for Algernon by Daniel Keyes
48. Annie on my Mind by Nancy Garden
49. The Boy Who Lost His Face by Louis Sachar
50. Cross Your Fingers, Spit in Your Hat by Alvin Schwartz
51. A Light in the Attic by Shel Silverstein
52. Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
53. Sleeping Beauty Trilogy by A.N. Roquelaure (Anne Rice)
54. Asking About Sex and Growing Up by Joanna Cole
55. Cujo by Stephen King
56. James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl
57. The Anarchist Cookbook by William Powell
58. Boys and Sex by Wardell Pomeroy
59. Ordinary People by Judith Guest
60. American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis
61. What’s Happening to my Body? Book for Boys: A Growing-Up Guide for Parents & Sons by Lynda Madaras
62. Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret by Judy Blume
63. Crazy Lady by Jane Conly
64. Athletic Shorts by Chris Crutcher
65. Fade by Robert Cormier
66. Guess What? by Mem Fox
67. The House of Spirits by Isabel Allende
68. The Face on the Milk Carton by Caroline Cooney
69. Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut
70. Lord of the Flies by William Golding
71. Native Son by Richard Wright
72. Women on Top: How Real Life Has Changed Women’s Fantasies by Nancy Friday
73. Curses, Hexes and Spells by Daniel Cohen
74. Jack by A.M. Homes
75. Bless Me, Ultima by Rudolfo A. Anaya
76. Where Did I Come From? by Peter Mayle
77. Carrie by Stephen King
78. Tiger Eyes by Judy Blume
79. On My Honor by Marion Dane Bauer
80. Arizona Kid by Ron Koertge
81. Family Secrets by Norma Klein
82. Mommy Laid An Egg by Babette Cole
83. The Dead Zone by Stephen King
84. The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
85. Song of Solomon by Toni Morrison
86. Always Running by Luis Rodriguez
87. Private Parts by Howard Stern
88. Where's Waldo? by Martin Hanford
89. Summer of My German Soldier by Bette Greene
90. Little Black Sambo by Helen Bannerman
91. Pillars of the Earth by Ken Follett
92. Running Loose by Chris Crutcher
93. Sex Education by Jenny Davis
94. The Drowning of Stephen Jones by Bette Greene
95. Girls and Sex by Wardell Pomeroy
96. How to Eat Fried Worms by Thomas Rockwell
97. View from the Cherry Tree by Willo Davis Roberts
98. The Headless Cupid by Zilpha Keatley Snyder
99. The Terrorist by Caroline Cooney
100. Jump Ship to Freedom by James Lincoln Collier and Christopher Collier
Monday, October 22, 2007
The Right-Wing Facebook - Welcome
Friday, October 19, 2007
A Language, Not Quite Spanish, With African Echoes - New York Times
On another interesting note, the Spanish word "lengua" means "tongue" in both English senses of the word: thing in your mouth AND language. Many of these metaphorical sayings don't translate perfectly: it's interesting to find one that does.
Jena and new media
What they Aren't reporting to bring us stories of Ellen's doggie
Disgusting that more people can't wake up and smell the coffee.
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
21st Century South American Literature
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Mario Vargas Llosa
Monday, October 15, 2007
Saying goodbye to the Southern Kitchen
i also see a glimpse of my favorite waitress, Nina, in there. We only discovered the place a couple of years back. Wish we had tried it earlier!
Brains are Weird
Did anyone else have the same experience?
Friday, October 12, 2007
Can they sink no lower?
Again, I'll add to what Kanye West said about Bush. He also hates hurt children. And anyone else who opposes him.
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Reading the Mind in the Eyes
Bizarro World
Stop the Hate Rally
(Cross posted in Appalachian Greens.)
Friday, October 05, 2007
Steps to a More Satisfying LIfe
Monday, September 24, 2007
Friday, September 14, 2007
The Tomato Mystery
Yep, we had a turtle. A box turtle that we call Bobby. we hope to see him again soon. And we hope he lays off the tomatoes.
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Words I love to hear
Aaaah, that sounded great!
Monday, September 10, 2007
Parody State Quarters, Etc
A dark day, or maybe a light one
Wednesday, September 05, 2007
four things meme
four first names of crushes:
1. Chris
2. John
3. Todd (turned out to be gay)
4. Jack
four pieces of clothing i wish i still owned/or fit into:
1. those old Levi's cutoffs
2. the dress I wore to my brother's wedding. I was told I looked better than the bride!
3. Hard Rock London sweatshirt
4. that great sweater of Dad's that I stole in college and kept several months before he stole it back.
four names i’ve been called at one time or another:
1. Cloud
2. Lisa
3. blue eyes
4. Cleopatra (yes, the queen of denial)
four professions i secretly want to try:
1. foreign correspondent
2. travel celebrity (a la Samantha Brown...she annoys me but I'd love her job)
3. WVU color commentator for football games
4. community activist
four musicians i’d most want to go on a date with:
1. Jim Morrison
2. Michael Hutchence
3. Robert Plant
4. Lou Reed (not from attraction, but interest)
four foods i’d rather throw than eat:
1. tomatoes
2. mushrooms
3. more tomatoes
4. nuts
four things i like to sniff:
1. lavender
2. Laurels
3. basil
4. pad thai cooking
Semi-tagged by Ianqui
Now tagging:
Banewood
Kayak
Anne
Dean Dad
Mountainlair: Coal Bowl Week
Monday, August 27, 2007
I'll agree, but I would have preferred something by Isabel Allende
You're One Hundred Years of Solitude!
by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Lonely and struggling, you've been around for a very long time.
Conflict has filled most of your life and torn apart nearly everyone you know. Yet there
is something majestic and even epic about your presence in the world. You love life all
the more for having seen its decimation. After all, it takes a village.
Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.
Friday, August 24, 2007
Ten things I love about my life
- I love a wonderful man and he loves me. Lots of people don't get that lucky.
- I work with a great bunch of people. They are all top-notch at what they do.
- I have friends. People often say, "Hi, Laurel, how are you?" And I KNOW they mean it.
- We have ceremonies where I work. I love ceremonies.
- I have a wonderful crawdad living in my back yard.
- My friends are virtual (like the ones at Appalachian Greens) as well as face-to-face. Heck, I've probably walked or driven past Kayak or Elvis, but neither of us would know it.
- I've been reading and sharing great books with my friends.
- Thus far this year, four beautiful babies have been born healthy to my friends. What's better than that? UPDATE: Five beautiful, healthy babies. That's what's better than four. Welcome, Chloe!
- I still can't count, but luckily I'm in a field where it really doesn't matter.
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Ten things I hate about my life
- People who laugh when I have computer difficulties. I know, it's an occupational hazard, but PLEASE show some empathy when I've shagged my little tail over to your office and found that I'm having troubles too. Surprise: if it were easy you wouldn't have had to call me!
- People who swear that the impossible has happened, i.e., Them: "I know you can do a back handspring." Me: "Nope, I can't do a back handspring. Never could." Them: "but I SAW you do a back handspring last spring." ME: You must have seen someone else. Them: "No, it was you, I know it!" As if their being mistaken is a moral deficit.
- 13-hour days.
- Hurting feet.
- Endless humidity. Is this related to global warming?
- My honey is WAAAAY too far away.
- The fact that I can't count too well.
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
Holy Schmitt!
Aaaaah, less than a month!
Monday, August 13, 2007
I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER? � Blog Archive A Special In-Depth Analysis by David McRaney - L337 Katz0rz �
Friday, July 27, 2007
System Administrator Appreciation Day
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Kids these days
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
it's official
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
It's official.
Your Score: Freak- INFJ
46% Extraversion, 66% Intuition, 33% Thinking, 53% Judging

Well, well, well. How did someone like you end up with the least common personality type of them all? In a group of 100 Americans, only 0.5 others would be just like you. You really are one of a kind... In fact, I do believe that that's one of the definitions for the word "FREAK."
Freak's not such a bad word to describe you actually.
You are deep, complex, secretive and extremely difficult to understand. If that doesn't scream "Freak!" I don't know what does. No-one actually knows the REAL you, do they?
You probably have deep interests in creative expression as well as issues of spirituality and human development.
You've probably even been called a "psychic" before, because of your uncanny knack to understand and "read" people without quite knowing how you do it. Don't fret. You're not actually psychic. That would make you special and you'll never accomplish that.
You're also quite possible the most emotional of them all, so don't take this all too hard. Nevertheless you most definitely have the strangest personality type and that's not necessarily a good thing.
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If you want to learn more about your personality type in a slightly less negative way, check out this.
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The other personality types are as follows...
Loner - Introverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving
Pushover - Introverted Sensing Feeling Judging
Criminal - Introverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving
Borefest - Introverted Sensing Thinking Judging
Almost Perfect - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving
Loser - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving
Crackpot - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging
Clown - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving
Sap - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Judging
Commander - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving
Do Gooder - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Judging
Scumbag - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving
Busybody - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging
Prick - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving
Dictator - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging
Link: The Brutally Honest Personality Test written by UltimateMaster on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test |
Saturday, July 21, 2007
What I'm Reading update

Last night I went to the College bookstore to wait in line and get my copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. I didn't really WANT to drive the 12 miles from my house to the bookstore, but it won't be open tomorrow, we'd already paid for our copies, and Mountain Man has to be out of town all next week, so he wouldn't be able to get it till the next weekend. And I have no restraint when it comes to Harry Potter. I stayed up till 4 a.m. to finish the first one, and the others are similarly addicting. So we came home and read till 2 a.m. I have to say that it moves quickly, perhaps the most quickly of any of the books. Then again, she doesn't have a whole lot of space to wrap things up.
I've also joined a cool new service called Good Reads. It's a social bookmarking site where you list the books you've read, you review books, and you can share the books that others are reading. I've already got 3 friends that I've invited, and I have to say it's pretty addicting. You can link to it from the right bar on my blog. I've concentrated on pleasure reading now, but later I'll be posting the professional books I've read, some of which are damn cool.
Monday, July 09, 2007
Recipe for tonight's supper
2. Put in the pasta salad that you made last week. Mix well.
3. Return to the refrigerator for a half-hour (or as long as you can stand the wait).
4. Sprinkle individual serving with Parmesan cheese.
5. Eat. Marvel at how well the sweet crunch of the zucchini blends with the vinegar-based dressing, green peppers, and olives.
6. Smile as you think how lucky you are to have good friends!
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Vatican issues 10 Commandments for drivers - CNN.com
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Tuesday, June 05, 2007
Why Nerds are Unpopular
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Historic river town has plenty to offer visitors
Trans-Allegheny Bookstore is also a joy for any booklover. The only thing that he forgot to mention is the cats that lounge in the reading area. Hey, come to think of it, that sounds like a perfect Saturday...eating chocolates while browsing fascinating old (and new) books, and sitting on a couch reading a book with a cat in my lap. You know, heaven sounds a lot lke that.
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Monday, April 09, 2007
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Missing the MySpace vote?
eSchool News online - Missing the MySpace vote?
Friday, March 09, 2007
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Are Today's Students Too Self-Centered?, Study Finds Rising Narcissism, Fears It Could Hurt Personal Relationships, Society - CBS News
Thursday, February 01, 2007
SOUNDVIZION RECORDINGZ: 6'6 240 RINGTONES
The only rap song I'd think of listening to or downloading. I might even make it my ringtone!
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Thursday, January 25, 2007
Friday, January 19, 2007
Elvis Drinkmo: Appalachian Dialect
thanks again Elvis!
Laura
Thursday, January 18, 2007
Strangers - a photoset on Flickr
This is a very interesting project in which a person takes a photo of a stranger every day. I imagine I would have a hard time!
Monday, January 08, 2007
Where is your accent?
What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland "You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio. | |
The West | |
The South | |
Boston | |
North Central | |
The Inland North | |
Philadelphia | |
The Northeast | |
What American accent do you have? Quiz Created on GoToQuiz |
Friday, January 05, 2007
Wednesday, January 03, 2007
States I've visited
create your own visited states map
Interesting idea. And now I know where I need to go next! Maybe that New ENgland trip isn't a bad idea.
Interesting enough that the only region that I've visted all the states is Appalachia. Guess I have more of a connection than I thought.
Sunday, December 31, 2006
Marshall coach recalls sadness, triumph - College football - MSNBC.com
Thursday, December 21, 2006
BBC NEWS | South Asia | Indian athlete fails gender test
Thursday, December 14, 2006
Should you have graduated High School?
85-100% You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don't get scores that high! Good show, old chap!
Do you deserve your high school diploma?
Create a Quiz
I'm glad to know that the doctorate has prepared me to score excellently on Internet quizzes.
Do You Drink Republican Kool-Aid?
Congratulations, you do not drink the Republican Kool-Aid. You haven't been brainwashed and are able to think for yourself rather than get your daily marching orders from the right-wing media. Mindless submission to our leader has no place in America. You, sir or ma'am, are a patriot.
Do You Drink Republican Kool-Aid?
Are YOU a terrorist?
You are a terrorist-loving, Bush-bashing, "blame America first"-crowd traitor. You are in league with evil-doers who hate our freedoms. By all counts you are a liberal, and as such cleary desire the terrorists to succeed and impose their harsh theocratic restrictions on us all. You are fit to be hung for treason! Luckily George Bush is tapping your internet connection and is now aware of your thought-crime. Have a nice day.... in Guantanamo!
Do You Want the Terrorists to Win?
Quiz Created on GoToQuiz
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Monday, November 27, 2006
Friday, November 17, 2006
YouTube - WVU Vs. Pitt Pat White Growl
Pat White mocks Panther Meow
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
I am Spiderman
Your results:
You are Spider-Man
| You are intelligent, witty, a bit geeky and have great power and responsibility. ![]() |
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Monday, November 13, 2006
GOP dirty tricks. - By Bonnie Goldstein - Slate Magazine
Thursday, November 09, 2006
Steve Slaton Heisman Campaign
Monday, November 06, 2006
Tennessee Jed: Metaphorical pumpkin flesh
Friday, November 03, 2006
Ode to the WVU-Louisville Game
Slaton with the Ball
Brief Reflections on the Start of the Second Half
By Mountain Laurel and Kim
(with apologies to Ernest L. Thayer)
The outlook wasn't brilliant for the Mountaineers that day,
The score stood sixteen-fourteen, with two quarters left to play.
And after the ball came out after several long yard gains,
A pall-like silence fell upon the 'Eer's fans at the game.
But a recovery from our heroes after Brohm's pass to the ten
The boys from West Virginia were in the game again.
The straggling few that turn to go and cursed in deep despair
Turned back and basked in new hopes now floating in the air
They thought, "if only Slaton could but get a whack again.
We'd put up even money now, 90 yards and he's in.
The clock ran down, the line came up, the official spotted the ball
White handed off to Slaton, surprising no one with the call.
Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright.
The band is playing somewhere, and couches all burn bright.
And, somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout,
but there is no joy in Motown --
mighty Slaton's arm gave out.