I get really grumpy when I hear Christmas songs before Thanksgiving. So here are my alterations.
Stop the Bells (to the tune of Silver Bells, as if you didn't know)
Stop the Bells
Stop the Bells
It's too damn early for Christmas songs
Ring a ling
Stop that thing
Christmas is two months away!
God Rest Ye Merry Customers (again, to the tune of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen)
God Rest Ye Merry Customers
Let nothing you dismay
Just put it on your credit card
You'll pay it off in May
And if your debts get too darn high
You can always get a loan
Oh put up your retirement and home,
Retirement and home
And forget about a cruise to Rome.
More to come as my creativity and annoyance level rises.
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3 comments:
*dies laughing*
cracking up with laughter and peeing my pants..
glad you like it! Keep looking for more additions....
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