- Follow the toilet seats.
- I've never seen you so happy to have a dumb waiter, and God knows we've had plenty.
- This should only take a few minutes.
- I've never been so happy to see a Cracker Barrel in my life!!
- Bears are blind. They're born with cataracts.
- If anyone asks, we don't know how this line fell down.
- What were they thinking?
There may be more later, so check back. Post your guesses in the comments and I'll post the answers in a few days.